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Your body isn't a problem to solve. It's a language to learn.

Gut Feelings + Hot, Hormonal & Holy + Learn Spiritual-Somatics in 30 Days.
Your gut. Your hormones. Your embodied spirit.

Yes, I want to learn my body's language

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I didn't find my way back to my body by trying harder.

Hi love, I'm Kate Alpine.

I didn't find it in one more yoga class, one more Pilates studio, or one more program that promised I'd finally feel at home in myself. I've done them all. Every type of dance. Every fitness class out there. A master's program in dance movement therapy. And I still left every one of them wanting.

Instead, I simply learned to listen. I learned to read what my gut, my hormones, and my senses were actually telling me, and I gave all of it a safe, natural way to move.

Because I learned that language, I finally get to feel complete at the end of a practice. I know what my yes and my no feel like in my body. I can move energy and emotion through myself without waiting on anyone else to do it for me.

It wasn't always like this. At 17, I had 10 vertebrae fused for scoliosis, and I spent years trusting my body about as much as I trusted other women, which was not at all. When my father died, grief moved into my body, and one somatic movement workshop released more of it in an afternoon than a year of talking ever had.

Me then: striving, striving, striving, chasing some idolized version of "better" and never quite landing.

Me now: so deeply satisfied that if my life never changed from where it is right now, I would be okay.

Yes, I want to learn my body's language
THE SHIFT

I used to treat my body like a project I was failing. Now I am in conversation with it.

Gut health is mental health. Hormone health is mental health.
And your body has been speaking the whole time.

If you don't know your body's language, here's what it's costing you.

Not knowing how your gut, your hormones, and your nervous system speak to each other throttles every chance you have to feel at home in your own body.

Physically, you're experiencing:

  • ✗ Bloating every night, no matter how "clean" you eat
  • ✗ Digestion that feels unpredictable: constipation one week, urgency the next
  • ✗ Heavy, exhausted, bloated days around your period, and cycles that leave you dragging yourself through the month
  • ✗ Tight hips, a stiff spine, and tension you can't seem to shake

Emotionally, you're experiencing:

  • ✗ Doing every class, every practice, every program, and still feeling unfinished
  • ✗ Feeling grounded and productive one week, then spiraling into self-doubt, rage, or anxiety the next
  • ✗ Carrying everyone else's emotions and responsibilities while your own body pays the price
  • ✗ Waiting on a practitioner, a retreat, or the perfect class to finally feel better
WHAT'S INCLUDED

Three doorways back to yourself.

Most programs hand you the science and stop there, or hand you the movement and skip the science. In this bundle, we wove somatics into both gut health and hormone health, because what's happening in your digestion and in your cycle is physical, and it's also emotional, and it shapes how you show up in every relationship and every room.

I teach these with 2 women I trust deeply, Dr. Juliana King and Whitney Mack. They're both doctors, and what we share took years and thousands of dollars of study to learn. We've synthesized it into programs that cut through the noise and get right to what you need to know and what to do about it. No "just drink water for a month." This is real education that changes how you see the way you function.

DOORWAY 1 | $297 VALUE

Gut Feelings

A 4-part series with Dr. Juliana King, where functional medicine meets psychosomatics.

Session 1, Holding What's Ours: Leaky Gut, Leaky Boundaries. So you can stop carrying what was never yours.

Session 2, Digesting Life: Metabolizing Food, Metabolizing Emotion. So food stops being the enemy and stuck feelings stop showing up as symptoms.

Session 3, The Rhythm Within: Gut Peristalsis & Nervous System Regulation. So your digestion stays calm and consistent, even when life isn't.

Session 4, Integration: Sustaining Gut Health Through Daily Practice. So you build lasting resilience instead of reacting to every flare.

Every session includes 2 hours of teaching on gut health and psychosomatic patterns, guided exercises (breathwork, movement, visualization, journaling), and a clear takeaway toolkit so you can practice between sessions and long after.

Yes, I want all 3 for $541
DOORWAY 2 | $297 VALUE

Hot, Hormonal & Holy

A 4-part journey through the menstrual seasons with Whitney Mack and me. Science, somatics + the sacred, woven together.

The Intersection of Female Physiology and Sacred Feminine Cyclicality with Whitney (with detailed follow-along PDFs). So you understand what's actually happening in your hormones across your follicular, ovulatory, luteal, and menstrual phases, and why your energy, mood, and sense of self change across the month.

Accelerated Womb Healing through playful, educational somatic movement and visualization with me. So you can decode your body's signals through movement and sensation, and feel like you're in the driver's seat for each phase of your cycle.

PMS, exhaustion, and anxiety don't mean something is wrong with you. They're messages pointing you toward unmet needs, and you'll learn how to listen.

Yes, I want all 3 for $541
DOORWAY 3 | $197 VALUE

Learn Spiritual-Somatics in 30 Days

24 embodied practices: breath, touch, sound, movement, spirit. 4 weekly modules, at your own pace.

This is every movement I have ever created for this work, in one place. No flight, no babysitter, no perfect class time required.

Week 1, Somatic Foundations: embodied confidence, a daily hip and spine practice, Feldenkrais for tight hips, and cozy Rhythm Alchemy in bed. So you have a foundation you can come back to every single day.

Week 2, Sensorial Consciousness: Earth movement, full moon breathwork, meditation, Africa Flow, and remembering who you are. So you can use your senses to inform you instead of overwhelm you.

Week 3, Sensual Somatics: moving emotion with colors, moving grief in the pelvis, hip mobility for sex, and a somatic surrender and manifestation guide. So big, heavy feelings have somewhere safe to go.

Week 4, Spiritual Somatics: Mary Magdalene womb healing for trauma, embodied magic for witches, and embodying the bridge with Egyptian goddesses. So you can connect the formless to the practical and take your power back.

Yes, I want all 3 for $541
YOUR BLACK FRIDAY PRICE

Three programs. One price.

Gut Feelings: $297
Hot, Hormonal & Holy: $297
Learn Spiritual-Somatics in 30 Days: $197

Total value: $791

Today, all 3 for $541

You save $250.

The best gift to give yourself as we approach the end of 2026, with lifetime access to every one, to learn what took years to study.

Sale ends Monday 11/30 at 11:59 PM MT.

Yes, I want all 3 for $541

Bonuses inside Gut Feelings

✓ A complete guide to detoxes, supplements, and recipes. So you can make these big shifts safely.

✓ 2 guided somatic visualizations for colonics and fat melting. So your body can process your changes on a cellular and emotional level.

Bonuses inside Hot, Hormonal & Holy

✓ A 1-hour bonus conversation about biohacking your sex hormones and libido. So you understand what's behind your desire and your energy.

✓ A 10-minute video guide to mapping your cycles. So you can see your own patterns and plan around them.

✓ A 30-minute guided somatic dearmouring practice for your pelvic floor. So you can release tension you didn't know you were holding.

Bonus inside Learn Spiritual-Somatics in 30 Days

✓ 3 cardio dance workouts: high, low, and stretching. So you can get your body moving and actually enjoy it.

A NOTE FROM KATE

Why this sale matters to me.

I want to be honest with you. I've struggled to market these programs. Some of these classes I created years ago, and some almost a year ago, and they're every bit as relevant today. I just want you to understand why you need this in your life.

This year has been a big one for me. A new name. A new role as a wife. A nonprofit for animals, which is a childhood dream come true. And a rebrand that is really about one thing: helping women get to a place of satisfaction, instead of chasing some idolized version of perfection. Peace and acceptance, in every part of your life.

That's why this sale matters to me. I want this to be accessible to everyone. No gatekeeping. I'm moving my work toward live programs and in-person experiences like The Sensorium, and I won't be recording any more virtual programs. So this bundle is a celebration. It's me tying a bow on everything I've created for you virtually, available anywhere in the world at a price that makes it easy to say yes.

So here's all I can say: trust me. You're going to love it.

With so much love,

Kate

BLACK FRIDAY | ENDS MONDAY 11/30

Your gut. Your hormones. Your embodied spirit.

All 3 programs. Lifetime access. $541 instead of $791.
Sale ends Monday 11/30 at 11:59 PM MT.

All sales are final.

P.S. Your body isn't a problem to solve. It's a language to learn, and you don't have to figure it out alone. 3 doorways, 1 price, and it's all yours for life. Come claim your bundle before Monday 11/30 at 11:59 PM MT.

Yes, I want to learn my body's language